Chick Mail Bag Jan-2006

(This person places tracts in the hands of idols.)
We have a lot of Catholic churches and hospitals here. I figure if God caused the Philistines' idol to fall on it's face before the Ark of the Lord, then surely God expects St. Augustine and the "queen of heaven," who always have their hands extended for more indulgence money, to hand out free Death Cookies!!!

I haven't got into too much trouble at the Catholic hospitals for enlisting Mary and the saints' help in passing out Death Cookies (I have yet to come across a non-obliging idol); however, I got a slight scare last week when my mail carrier came into my office with my order, looked at me sternly and said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe you are the person responsible for spreading those little comic books all over. Am I right?" I said, "Yes, that would be me." She handed me a twenty dollar bill and said, "Good! I want to be part of it, too! Use this to buy more and don't stop spreading the Gospel because whether you know it or not, it's making a difference!" Then, after I filled both her hands with samples and a brief course on how to hand them out discreetly herself, she left. PRAISE GOD!!!
L.I. - Oklahoma

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